LeastFitAstronaut
Member since 27 August 2021
*incoming transmission from a galaxy far far away* *static-glitch-static* Yello-O-0o *gLi-t ch* *transmission dies* LOADING MOTHERBOARD MOTHERBOARD LOADED IN TEN SECONDS MOTHERBOARD LOADED IN FIVE SECONDS MOTHERBOARD LOADED IN THREE SECONDS MOTHERBOARD LOADED … … … *static* … *cough* Yellow there, earthlings! It is I, Astro Unfit! You may call me Astro, Unfit, Astro Unfit, “that weirdo,” or LFA. Whichever you prefer. I’m a teen girl, and a young astronaut who didn’t pass my physical exam, but I’m still living and writing my passions in the blanket of space. My life and books are dedicated to my Author, Lord, and Savior, Jesus Christ. I believe in the Trinity, the Father, Son, and the Holy Spirit. I was saved to my Lord at the age of six, and baptized at the age of nine. I’m about to spurt out a bunch of random facts about myself to you, ya ready? No? Too bad! My dream is to become a young-adult Christian sci-fi novelist, so my fan-fictions here on MecaBricks (and GroovyCheesecake026 on the social app LEGO Life [my other account is YoungAstronaut031]) are sorta like practice for my future career. Please read my books, it’d mean a lot to me! I’m also obsessed with animals, especially cats and dolphins. Oh yeah, that YouTube channel down there? Not mine. It’s my best friend (KitKat)’s channel, which I voice act in some of her shows. I can move both of my eyes individually, I’m ambidextrous, and I’m double-jointed in almost every part of my body. I’m 5 ft. 1 in. and weigh about 80 pounds. My favorite colors are pink and turquoise blue. I suffer from short term memory loss and TobeyMaguirephobia. I’m half Native American and also a little Scottish. Universal Orlando Resort is my favorite place on Earth, and it’s only two hours from my home base! I like it because it has everything I love there. The Wizarding World, Marvel, Jurassic World, etc. The only thing it doesn’t have is Star Wars, bummer. :( I have a heater in my bathroom that I’m very proud of. My personality is extremely similar to MJ (Zendaya)’s, who is my favorite Marvel side character. Fantastic Beats: The Secrets of Dumbledore ruined The Wizarding World. The LEGO Batman Movie is the perfect movie. Get ClearPlay and Vid Angel because they’re the literal best things ever. I like Disney+ shows and Netflix shows equally, because they’re all very different and awesome in their own ways. My favorite show ever is SpongeBob SquarePants, cuz yes. I don’t make friends very easily in real life, but online I have a lot of people who care about me. Just to name a few; Moonlight, Susi, KitKat, Leopard, RexRitz, spaceship_spaceship, Crabby, Wizzy, NinjaDude, Starborn, WhyNotCatz, Seb, loafo, T.O.S.H., and Justy. I have a few more friends on LEGO Life. I’m an only child, but I’m very close to my parents who are my best friends. When I’m not exploring outer space, my home base is Florida, but oddly enough I don’t like sand. I make movie/show/book references constantly, and even song references sometimes. I would start a band if I could sing or play an instrument. It’d be called ‘The League of the Astro and Deke and Jay Squad… Cuz Yes.’ But I think I’ll stick to writing. My biggest inspiration in life is Dontia K. Paul, and I base my writing style off her own. Dragons are epic. I have good verbal skills and use veggies in place of swear words. I’ve fostered three Ragdoll cats, who were my pride and joy. :) My characters—ranging from random minifigs I’ve given names to and in-depth book protagonists—are like my children, so don’t mess with ‘em. You know me well if you know the level of my Italian food obsession. Joe Biden is a jerk. Grimm is an epic show, go watch it. There’s nothing in this world I’m afraid of. Except for spiders and needles and storms and heights and long texts I have to reply to and my grandmother and ladders and Hexon Beasts and high pitched noises and deep water and bare feet and people staring at me and wind and singing and going blind and rollercoasters and green food and insects and dirty bathrooms and Tobey Maguire. But that’s all. I think everything is in Arizona. My favorite characters ever are Luna Lovegood, Deke Shaw, Jay Walker, R2-D2, Newt Scamander, Obi-Wan Kenobi, MJ, Ant-Man, Heather, Spider-Man, Ghost Rider, BB-8, Batman, Fugi-Dove, and Kazuda Xiono. “So uncivilized” is the best quote. My favorite band is For King and Country, and I also really like a lot of random songs and movie soundtracks. Butterflies are only pretty when you look at them far away, but scary up close. I think natural disasters are beautiful, just not when I’m in them. I was in a hurricane once, but it didn’t do any damage to my home base. Ward is my favorite villain, especially when I have *really deep voice* WardRepellentTM in my grasp. I once had a three-day, multi billion dollar business selling Ward RepellentTM to the citizens of MecaBricks. I have 43 custom superheroes and 12 custom villains. Go watch Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. and like it. *end transmission*
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