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My Worst Nightmare…
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WARNING: Some, (including me) may find the following text EXTREMELY disturbing!


Oh, boy—I better explain this first…

I’ve always been pretty particular about the way my hair is styled, (as you can tell by my perfectly coifed mane…
) Anyway, for some reason I’ve always hated Superman’s hairstyle, especially the LEGO version. I’m sorry if you like it, but it’s just so—just SO—UGHHH! I’m sure you can understand perfectly why Superman’s hair bothers me so, as it’s understandably aggravating.

I feel so strongly about this point that, to my shame, I carried this frustration into my Meca-Wizards model.
@General_Veers provided one of the first submissions to the Meca-Wizards. This submission, of course, featured a Superman hairstyle. I was so troubled at the thought of this hairstyle being at the front of my compilation model, I was unable to restrain my impoliteness. I repaid his kind gesture by asking him to CHANGE THE FIGURE’S HAIR!!! (Talk about personal issues…
)
Anyway, @General_Veers, being a gentleman, complied without a complaint. Shockingly, these events are all true. (You can find our conversation on @GV’s Potions Master model). Well… now that’s it’s been established that I’m a jerk,
and how strongly I feel about how about this topic, on to… MY WORST NIGHTMARE…

NOTE: I did NOT actually have this nightmare, it was just a concept I imagined. That still doesn’t stop it from being perfectly nightmarish…


I walk through a narrow city, somehow feeling like the buildings themselves are closing in around me. The city is silent, and my footsteps echo ominously as I briskly walk down the street, my hands stuck in my pockets. I take a hand out of my pocket, briefly fixing my hair, brushing it to the side. I continue walking. Suddenly, I notice that other people are walking down the street, too. I feel like I know them before, but they are… different.
My heart tightens in horror as I realize that the ordinary citizens around me are very much not ordinary. Every man, woman and child is distorted…
DISFIGURED.
Each one of them appears to have a wig atop their heads, wigs so black and twisted that they could have come from the deep, bottomless chasm itself. Strands of their real, tangled hair hang and poke out from under the wigs. Then, every creature dressed in human clothes halts. In unison, they eerily moan through their clenched, toothy smiles. The whole city echoes with the sound.
“HELP… US…”
I turn, and run. In my dream, my feet suddenly turn to granite blocks that must weigh fifty pounds each. I ignore the weight, desperately pulling one granite-encased in front of the other. I can hear the wig-covered demons slowly closing in, their teeth grinding together. I hurry down an alley, panting. I am severely startled by two small rats, who pop up out of a dumpster. THE RATS appears to tiny wigs, too—perched on top of their furry heads! The rats eerily squeaks in unison at me. I don’t speak rat language, but I guess that the squeaks could be translated to something like: “HELP… US…”
The rats scurry down the dumpster, pattering after me, too. I run even faster down the alley, getting a decent leg workout from the blocks on my feet and the adrenaline coursing though me.
I reach the dead end of the alley, a high wall. I can find no other escape. (That’s kind of how these nightmares work).
The horribly be-wigged humans and rats reach me, closing in. A few grab my arms, pulling me down onto my back. My cement-encased feet are so bulky and awkward that I can’t rise to my feet again. My sweat pours off of me like rain. My breaths become quick and gasping. They crowded around me, tufts and strands of hair poking out from under their hideous wigs. (Except the rats, whose hair wasn’t that long).
I felt one of the men behind me shove an unpleasantly cold object onto my head. I reached up and felt my head.
I WAS WEARING A WIG, TOO.
A wig-wearing and grinning woman produced a two-foot-long mirror, holding it up for me to see my reflection. I almost vomited at my distorted features. I wore a ink-black wig with a serpent-like THING running down the center. Tufts of my white-and-silver hair poked out. I could only watch (literally) as my eyes began to glaze over, and my mouth began to stretch into a toothy, Cheshire-like grin. The wig’s evil powers taking over my brain, I joined in with the rest of the crowd, moaning from between my teeth.
“HELP… US…”
I jerked awake from the awful nightmare, gasping with terror.


AND HE LIVED HAPPLIY EVER AFTER
THE END.


(I couldn’t stop laughing at the sheer ridiculousness of this as I wrote it!
)
Well, now that we’ve established how particular I am about my hair, and what my least favorite piece in the LEGO library is, and written out a short nightmare with it included—
I’m sure you understand just how HORRIFYING Superman’s hair piece can be…

Sweet dreams tonight!
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SnapStudio
4 months ago
Oh my.
I'm picky about my hair too.
AABuilds
4 months ago
Wow, thanks for giving me NIGHTMARES.
I never knew how scary a hairpiece could be....Also, I love how this reminds me of a horror film, even if it is based off of superman's hair. XD
SebastianButton.lego
4 months ago
I hate that hair to, but it has it's uses

Kidnapping Wiz and blackmailing information out of him

uh nothing (looks guiltily in the sky as if nothing had happened)
WizardBuilds1
4 months ago
KoA - Good! (Also, I’m pretty sure you’re allowed to say “sucks”—it’s not a cuss
).
Justy - I know, right?!? It’s just so—just so—UGGHHH!
Snap -

AAB - It’s the part with the rats wearing tiny wigs that got me…

Seb - Remind me to keep a close eye on you… °-°
SebastianButton.lego
4 months ago
Please don't, your eye is slippery and slimy just like all eyes are, and besides how would you be able to see me with all that hair on you.
SebastianButton.lego
4 months ago
I'll consider it but for now I'll video it and put it on you tube, (
)
Mr_worriz
4 months ago
Ok, I don't think I can sleep tonight

Ge, thanks pal

WizardBuilds1
4 months ago
Worriz - *tips invisible hat and replies cheerfully* You’re welcome!

(Scientists have proven that sleep is unhealthy, anyway!)
Mr_worriz
4 months ago
Yeah, Sleep is overrated anyway!!
Jaze_Dragon
4 months ago
Yeah, I mean…
this is just hilarious.
WizardBuilds1
4 months ago
Jaze - Thanks!
It was enjoyable to make it so nonsensical, because it’s a dream!
Nothing needs to make sense!
WizardBuilds1
4 months ago
Tails - You should be afraid… *whispers* O-o You… should be.
Fireblade28
4 months ago
that is truly disturbing, dangerously strange, *looks in thesaurus* grotesque, unnatural and most definitely abnormal. O_O
WizardBuilds1
4 months ago
FB - Good! That means that you read the story right!
NinjaDude2011
4 months ago
Here's my only reaction:
Oh my.............
Jaze_Dragon
4 months ago
I must say, this nightmare-story is quite… hair-raising…
Jaze_Dragon
4 months ago
And it leaves you in a bit of a… hairy situation (okay okay I’ll stop)
justyouraveragebuilder
4 months ago
I tried chasing Jaze down for those horrible puns, but he escaped by a hair
WizardBuilds1
4 months ago
Justy - The chances of him stopping soon are razor-thin.
Eh—EH?
atomicfart2009
4 months ago
I've always wondered how that hairstyle fits well with Superman.
NinjaDude2011
4 months ago
Well this story wasn't THAT scary so keep your hair on......
I also would have used the cement blocks to protect myself.... if it wasn't a dream;)
justyouraveragebuilder
4 months ago
I trained myself when I was very young to wake up during any nightmare, so I could say that I am a trained Occlumens!
justyouraveragebuilder
4 months ago
(I usually just leave because I'm ppanicked and it's a nightmare, but one time zombie Ben Franklin was after me but I just burst through the roof into space, with Ben apologizing for scaring me.

so my dreams are weird, sue me.)
atomicfart2009
4 months ago
One of my worst nightmare was being the last human on Earth and for some reason I always had a gun with me. The only thing I like about that nightmare was that it looked like it came from an old tv series.
Tails_The_Fox
4 months ago
takes out reality stone. we can get rid of that hair...
TrueTradic
4 months ago
now i want to make a model of him with the superman hair piece
WizardBuilds1
4 months ago
Ninja - True, but it was scary for me to write.
Also, remember how I’d mentioned the cement blocks were heavy? I couldn’t lift my legs that high, and even if I could’ve—there were too many of them.


Justy - “Better slip with foot than with tongue…”
(Ben Franklin quote)

The Blankety-Blankster - Hey—I just finished reading I Am Legend, the 1954 edition!


Tails - Bubbles, if you please…


Tradic - *sarcastically* Why, that’s not very nice—what would your mother think?
justyouraveragebuilder
4 months ago
make my feet un-cement, also maybe summon zombie ben franklin to take care of these demons.
atomicfart2009
4 months ago
@WB1: My dad just talked about the screenwriter of the movie yesterday.
Jaze_Dragon
4 months ago
@Justy: Stop chasing me! Now— let's discuss this in an orderly manner. And let’s not split hairs, or this talk will bristle with difficulties!
WizardBuilds1
4 months ago
Jaze - If we comb for options, I’m hairly certain we can find a solution…
Jaze_Dragon
4 months ago
Okay— I can’t think of any more puns, so our conversation'll have to be cut short. These puns were getting a little hare-brained anyway. (Man, that one's just awful)
WizardBuilds1
4 months ago
Jaze - You’re the man!


Everyone - Look out for my 1-Year model tomorrow…
Jaze_Dragon
4 months ago
You’ve already been on MB for one year? That’s awesome!
WizardBuilds1
4 months ago
Jaze - Thanks! It seems like it’s been a lot longer and a lot shorter at the same time…

Anyway, hopefully the project is fulfilling enough to all of my “fans”.

Don’t worry, it won’t be a cheesy story or anything.

Spoiler Alert: You will be included…
Jaze_Dragon
4 months ago
Hey, thanks dude! Also, I just checked, and in seven days I’ll have been on MB for one year too!
WizardBuilds1
4 months ago
Jaze - *impressed expression* Whoah! Somebody’s a big boy!
I guess that makes us twinsies!
(Even though we’re from different, you know, ethnicities…
)
I guess we’re more like brothas-from-other-mothers…

*realizes Jaze is uncomfortable and slightly flustered, abruptly stops*
KingofAce
4 months ago
oh dang on the 22 is my 1-year mark! gotta get that MOC done, it be a big boy,
KingofAce
4 months ago
i actually have a brotha-from-anotha-motha
KingofAce
4 months ago
ok no, -_- it be not,
WizardBuilds1
4 months ago
Seb - No, it’s not going to be a model of a stick—that’s ridiculous!
His next model will be A BRANCH.
KingofAce
4 months ago
ah no it will be a rock
WizardBuilds1
4 months ago
Seb - At least—that’s my spot-on prediction…
WizardBuilds1
4 months ago
Stickie - You’re working your way through all of creation—aren’t you?
Isayyes
4 months ago
What happening ?
Not-So-BusyIzzie
4 months ago
What about the piece makes you dislike it so much?
WizardBuilds1
4 months ago
Bill - It’s not the piece—it’s the hairstyle. He intentionally leaves a weird-looking strand in otherwise straight hair. I dunno, it just bothers my conscious…
Not-So-BusyIzzie
4 months ago
Ohh that makes way more sense! I was like, how could you hate it so much, it's so mellow and inoffensive haha. I see where you're coming from. Probably gets in his eyes whenever he's fighting. Hopefully you have a spare baggie of combed back hair pieces for whenever you pick up a set w/ Superman haha
WizardBuilds1
4 months ago
Bill - I haven’t gotten a set with Superman so far, but I’ll definitely do that if I ever do…
Tails_The_Fox
4 months ago
i was just thinking of something... my baby sister hair curls just like the hair piece that will not be named, but her hair is pretty curly, but that one curl.
WizardBuilds1
4 months ago
Tails - Okay, well—I’m not going to flee from a baby…
Jaze_Dragon
4 months ago
I would— even if the baby’s hair was perfect.
WizardBuilds1
4 months ago
Jaze - I don’t hate babies… but babies and toddlers freak me out a little.
(I don’t know what to do when they stick around me…
)
WizardBuilds1
4 months ago
Jaze - I was at a friend’s house last weekend, and his 3-year-old brother seemed to like me.
He was darting back and forth, punching my leg repeatedly…

While it didn’t hurt or anything, I was just sitting there awkwardly while the family all laughed.
WizardBuilds1
4 months ago
Gee, Justy—I never guessed you’d be “the baby whisperer”! (You keep surprising me…
)
KingofAce
4 months ago
I love babies, day b grat, but younger siblings? yeah ah.... no, when they try to annoy you 24-7, yea no,
KingofAce
4 months ago
justy I keep telling you to keep off my stuffed animals!
NinjaDude2011
4 months ago
Babies and toddlers are so adorable❗
Just not when they have too much sugar......
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